Yes and No!

Once Yes knocked the door of No.

“May I come in?”

“Yes, come in.” said No.

“How did you know that it was I who knocked the door?” – asked Yes.

“No, I didn’t know it was you.” – said No.

“Why are you calling me No?” – Yes expressed its confusion.

“Yes, I said I didn’t know it was you.” – clarified No.

“Why are you confirming the same piece of information?” – questioned Yes, still confused.

“Do you have brain in your skull?” – No was frustrated.

“No, mind your words.” – Yes couldn’t stop giving back.

“Thanks for accepting.” – No was funny.

“No!!” – Yes continued to express anger.

“You have no brain and you are not accepting that, are you?” – No made the argument still worse.

“Arrgg!! I am going mad!” – Yes was furious.

“Relax! Tell me why did you come?” – No brought Yes back to the track.

“No, I want to know what you are.” – Yes asked.

“Well, I am a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb and an interjection.” – No sounded great.

“Noun?” – Yes was doubtful.

“Well, people want to hear a ‘no’ when they question about something bad.” – No was cool.

“Adverb?” – Yes moved next.

“There is no other part of speech doing more multiple roles. I’m that.” – No was proud of itself.

“Even a verb?” – Yes was amazed.

“Well, in very rare cases, I am! Can anyone no this?” – No used itself to mean ‘deny’.

“Adjective?” – Yes was persistent.

“I have no time for telling more about myself.” – No answered using itself as an adjective.

“Lastly…  Interjection too?” – Yes asked.

“Don’t bug me anymore. I just want you to stop this conversation.” – No was irritated.

“No!!!!!” – shouted Yes.

“Your last statement is the answer. I am an interjection.” – No was cool now.

“Then who am I?” – asked Yes!

“Dear Yes, you came to ask about me. You couldn’t think and tell who I am. You couldn’t describe me. So you are not an adjective. You’re everything else as me.” – said No, calmly.

“Yes, I agree.” – said Yes.

“No, I am not Yes. I am No.” – joked No.

Both laughed out loud.